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Why I Like Dogs Better Than Women .

Dogs don't cry.

Dogs love it when your friends come over. .

Dogs don't care if you use their shampoo. .

Dogs think you sing great. .

Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs. .

Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name. .

Dogs are excited by rough play. .

Dogs understand that flatulence is funny. .

Dogs love red meat. .

Dogs can appreciate excessive body hair. .

Anyone can get a good looking dog. .

If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it. .

Dogs never need to examine the relationship. .

Dogs love long car trips. .

Dogs understand that instincts are better than asking for directions. .

Dogs understand that all animals smaller than dogs were made to be hunted. .

When a dog gets old and starts to snap at you incessantly, you can shoot .

it. Dogs like beer. .

Dogs don't hate their bodies. .

No dog ever bought a Kenny G or Hootie & the Blowfish album. .

No dog ever put on 100 pounds after reaching adulthood. .

Dogs never criticize. .

Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across. .

Dogs never expect gifts. .

Dogs don't worry about germs. .

Dogs don't want to know about every other dog you ever had. .

Dogs like to do their snooping outside as opposed to in your wallet, desk and the back of your sock drawer. .

Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their lives. .

Dogs would rather have you buy them a hamburger dinner than a lobster one. .

You never have to wait for a dog. They're ready to go 24 hours a day. .

Dogs have no use for flowers, cards, or jewelry. .

Dogs don't borrow your shirts. .

Dogs never want foot rubs. .

Dogs enjoy heavy petting in public. .

Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk. .

Dogs can't talk. .

Dogs aren't catty. .

Dogs seldom outlive you. .