Order
By Phone
8AM-8PM ET
1-800-982-5992
|
|
Order
By Phone |
 | |
| | |
|
| |
Why I Like Dogs Better Than Women . Dogs don't cry. Dogs love it when your friends come over. . Dogs don't care if you use their shampoo. . Dogs think you sing great. . Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs. . Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name. . Dogs are excited by rough play. . Dogs understand that flatulence is funny. . Dogs love red meat. . Dogs can appreciate excessive body hair. . Anyone can get a good looking dog. . If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it. . Dogs never need to examine the relationship. . Dogs love long car trips. . Dogs understand that instincts are better than asking for directions. . Dogs understand that all animals smaller than dogs were made to be hunted. . When a dog gets old and starts to snap at you incessantly, you can shoot . it. Dogs like beer. . Dogs don't hate their bodies. . No dog ever bought a Kenny G or Hootie & the Blowfish album. . No dog ever put on 100 pounds after reaching adulthood. . Dogs never criticize. . Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across. . Dogs never expect gifts. . Dogs don't worry about germs. . Dogs don't want to know about every other dog you ever had. . Dogs like to do their snooping outside as opposed to in your wallet, desk and the back of your sock drawer. . Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their lives. . Dogs would rather have you buy them a hamburger dinner than a lobster one. . You never have to wait for a dog. They're ready to go 24 hours a day. . Dogs have no use for flowers, cards, or jewelry. . Dogs don't borrow your shirts. . Dogs never want foot rubs. . Dogs enjoy heavy petting in public. . Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk. . Dogs can't talk. . Dogs aren't catty. . Dogs seldom outlive you. .
| |
| IncredibleGifts.com 14934 Calvert St, Van Nuys, CA 91411 Hours: 6AM to 6PM PST | Tel: 818.787.6712 or 800.982.5992 Fax: 818.787.6714 | Email: steve@incrediblegifts.com Home | Customer Service | Shopping Cart | Privacy Policy | Corporate Clients | | ||
| | | ||
