You’re Trailer Trash When:
The bluebook value of your truck goes up and down, depending on how much gas is in it.
You let your 12 year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.
Anyone in your family died after saying, “Hey watch this”.
You’ve been married 3 times and still have the same in-laws.
You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.
Your junior prom had a day-care.
You have to go outside to get something out of the fridge.
The Halloween pumpkin has more teeth than your spouse.
Your wife’s hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.